One night a man and woman went to his house

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One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"UGG Ultra Short Boots 5225 in SandUGG Ultra Short Boots Chestnut Boots 5225UGG Ultra Short Boots Chocolate Boots 5225Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!